Its not much that I can’t laugh at given I am in the laughing mood. Yesterday it was people being jacked for their chicken. Today its this lovely young lady pictured below
According to the clip I watched on YouTube and the many news stories I have read online, she wanted to visit the cute little gonna eat your asshole out polar bear because apparently its famous at that particular zoo. So she got dressed that particular day, went to the zoo, waited until feeding time because she heard that’s when polar bears are their cuddliest and jumped in to pet the friendly bear. Don’t get me wrong, if this is the custom in Berlin forgive my ignorance to that fact. Where I come from there are no polar bears but common sense leads me to believe that I should stay away from them, especially during feeding time. I’m starting to wonder if certain survival instincts miss certain groups of people. :: shrugs :: Well, anyway as you can see she got nom nom nom’d on by the cute friendly famous polar bear and had to be rescued from the enclosure.
But you know I can’t just leave it right there. Aren’t you wondering what the polar bears are thinking? Don’t you care about how they feel? I do. You know in this situation the media is making the polar bears out to be the bad guys. On GMA this morning I heard someone say something like “were questioning whether the zoo has secured the enclosures properly to protect the general public”. OH REALLY? That’s interesting. That sounds to me like joining the military, going to war, getting shot and then questioning whether the military has done enough to ensure my safety while at battle. That’s like being upset after finding out the coffee I get from McDonald’s is actually hot and might burn me if spilled on me.
So lets review the tape and let me translate for you:
1st: Two polar bears are waiting on feeding time. Polar Bear 1 and Polar Bear 2. Their brief conversation goes like this.
PB1: Waddup homie! I see you made it out in time for this wack ass food.
PB2: Yea yo, shit I aint mad at the people. I didn’t even feel like hunting this morning and I’m hongry-er den a mawfukka too.
PB1: I hear that! I just wish it wasn’t just tossed in tho you kno? I kinda wanna kill something and then eat it, you know, like back in the good ole days.
PB2: Man skip all that, this is energy free mf food. They need to hurry up tho my stomach eatin away at my back and shit
PB1: *licks lips* awww shit, this what I’m tombout right chere. Aye yo, its coming right for me too, look at it yo. All succulent and juicy. Bring yo ass ova here momma, I got something foe dat ass.
PB2: YO!!! go for the ass, I heard some dark mf talking the other day about fat asses, go for the ass!
PB1: Aye you want some of this man? Help me wit it.
PB2: Why they toss it to us and then try to take it back?
PB2: That’s aight yo, we still got some of the skin. This suppose to be some of the good stuff anyway. Dem dark mf tear the skin up so lets just try that.
Other shit that makes me laugh. Feel free to caption this shit
Giggles and dances away
Story and Photo Credit HERE